NSFW Plush Toys

Dickmallows? Teddy Balls? Stuffed Manimals! Whatever you wanna call them, these wieners are soft and squishy in all the right ways.

Don't be a dick, give 'em a hug! Available in a variety of shapes, sizes, and colours - just like people! Me (5'4") for scale 🤣

Nature's Pocket Pillow!! - Aside from looking great as a piece of cheeky decor, the Pussy Pillow features a deep zippered pocket around the back *The Pussy Pillow is about 16.5"/41.9cm long

Neck Pillow - Straightened out, the neck pillow is about 24" long

Micro - approximately 3.5" long (pictured with "Small" for scale)

Small - approximately 12" long

Medium - approximately 24" long 

Large - approximately 36" long