SURPRISE BOX!!!

That's right, A cheeky curated surprise box made with love for you. You can submit a request if you have a hard limit - like an allergy or an aversion of some sort but try not to get too crazy here friend, after all it IS a *~suRpRisE bOx~* 

Inside you'll get a combination of goodies that you may or may not want to share - 

3 handmade artisanal items - unique gifts for you to cherish or pass along that are on the risque side of life. These items are sourced from the artists themselves - your maker will be credited so you can find them online if you need any information or to get some more of their goods :) Approximate retail value of each item varies from $10 - $20

1 novelty item - enamel pins, "bag of dicks" candy, miniature condoms.... Whatever it is it'll be completely random and will likely serve no actual purpose other than bringing a smile to your face. Approximate retail value $10-$15

1 quality gender neutral toy - maybe it'll vibrate, could be a non-phallic probe, something for your booty or your nips. You never know, you might just get your new favourite thing. Approximate retail value $40

- PLEASE NOTE -

Items pictured are examples but may not exactly match what you get inside your surprise box. Every box is hand curated and unique and items will vary depending on availability.